MOUTHPIECE - June 28, 2016

Good Afternoon,

I'm growing old. It's true. And when one gets old there are truths that you must face and accept. Truths that tackle such topics as health, wisdom and food.

Today, you will learn about these truths... and some other stuff too.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
--Frank Zappa

"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe."
--Ray Bradbury

"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
--Rita Rudner


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD --*
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. (my favorite...)

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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