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MOUTHPIECE - June 21, 2016

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Today's issue is all about hatred, excuses, and terrible ideas. No, I assure you, this not a political driven issue of Mouthpiece. Just good, fun stuff!


Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"All things must change to something new, to something strange."
--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh."
--Will Rogers

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
--Mitch Hedberg

[m] What's On the Web?

36 Movies Roger Ebert Really Hated

From When Roger Ebert hated a film, he
didn't mince words. Here are some movies he absolutely
loathed (including a couple of surprises) and his dry
assessments of their value.

Visit: 36 Movies Roger Ebert Really Hated

Some Of Your Favorite Characters Were Almost Terrible

From We pulled together some iconic characters
in pop culture that would have been anything but if someone
didn't step back and say, "Hm. That might could definitely
use a $hit ton of work."

Visit: Some Of Your Favorite Characters Were Almost Terrible

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bad Excuses For Speeding --*

"This is my tryout for Nascar."

"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing."

"That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"

"Cause those Tacos rule."

"Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver."

"Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."

"Umm... I'm drunk?"


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