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Classic Laff-a-Day - May 26, 2011
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

My wife's dad has been sick the last couple of weeks, so
she decided to drive down to the bayou this week and lend
the family a hand.

That has left me in exclusive charge of the house and the
kids, and I have learned something over the last four days.
They are really a bunch of little bastards!

All this time I thought a woman's primary responsibility
involved keeping her vagina manicured and sweet-smelling,
along with some occasional housework and laundry, etc...
but now I realize the amount of child management that goes
on, on a daily basis.

Last night my throat actually got sore from yelling at
those damned kids! Maybe that's why I only get blow jobs
on a semi-annual basis.

Understandingly,

TZ

mailto:tz@gophercentral.com


"A new survey found that one-third of married women with
pets say their animals are better listeners than their
husbands. When husbands heard that they were like, 'Huh?
You say something?'" -Jimmy Fallon



If you believe in creation as espoused in the Bible, then
Adam and Eve's children would actually have had to have sex
with one another for the earth to have become populated.

This could be used as proof that Alabama was at one time the
Garden of Eden.


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"They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in
this country. But if you ask a native American, that number
is more like 300 million." -David Letterman



The government today announced that it is changing its
emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately
reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


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