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Classic Laff-a-Day - August 4, 2010 http://laffaday.gophercentral.com ------------------------------------------------------------ Greetings Laff Lovers, Due to the recent tsunami on the surface of the sun Classic Laffaday will only be published one day a week...OK, so it's not really due to the sun's tsunami it's really because Magilla and Satan decided my talents would be better used giving motiovational speeches to our interns and advising other editors on reader loyaty issues. Under no circumstances is the decrease in publishing frequency due to my desire for more masturbation time. That's just a rumor. Weekly, TZ P.S. There will not be any ads in Classic Laffaday anymore...Well, hardly any ads. We'll put a line or two in there pointing something or other out to you, but hey, it's practically ad free. mailto:tz@gophercentral.com Today actually turned into a beautiful day, so I decided to take my car in for its emissions test. It passed. Plus, the cute, 20-something technician chick was flirting with me. Okay, maybe not flirting, but she did smile at me when I suggested something fun we could do with her sensor, which is a hell of a lot better than what I was expecting, which is getting hit with it. So I was feeling pretty good when I got back to the office this afternoon. That's when I got a call from my wife. She said, "TZ, remember you were complaining about an itch this morning? Well, I think I gave you a yeast infection. Write down the name of this cream I want you to pick up for us on your way home from work today." "Boy George was released from prison after serving four months. He said the experience was rough, humiliating, and degrading...and he can't wait to go back." -Craig Ferguson Two lesbians and two gay guys live right next door to each other. They both decide to take a road trip on the same day to the same place. Who gets there first? The lesbians, of course. They're doing 69 the entire way while the gay guys are still at home packing their shit. Need a job? Visit Monster.com http://www.evtv1.com/evtv1_newads.aspx?u=14722&c=370&a=100226 "The Octo-Mom had a thing done. Now she can't have any more kids. And I thought to myself, 'Well they nipped that in the bud.'" -David Letterman Bernie and Faye, a wealthy couple, are coming up to their 50th wedding anniversary and Faye has been thinking for some months about how they should celebrate. Then she comes to a decision. "Bernie," she says, "I'm going to book us a wonderful 6 week cruise. I know you don't like ships because you got sea sick last time, but trust me, this one will be perfect for us. It's called 'Bubbeh of the Sea,' an intimate seven-star luxury liner with everything kosher we could ever want to eat made available. Let's give it a go." Bernie certainly isn't pleased with Faye's decision, but who is he to argue - he could never win. So he says, "OK dear." On the day of the cruise, Bernie and Faye drive up to the dock in their Bugatti Veyron 16.4. Captain Cohen is on the bridge as they pass by and calls in the purser. "Find out who they are and invite them to dine at my table tonight." Later, the purser knocks on the door of the Royal State Room. When Faye answers the door, the purser says, "Compliments of Captain Cohen, madam. He would very much like you both to dine with him this evening." Bernie comes to the door and says, "Who is it Faye, is there a problem?" "This man says that Captain Cohen wants us to eat with him this evening," replies Faye. "I told you we shouldn't have come," says Bernie, "seven-star or no seven-star, we have only been on this boat half-an-hour and already we have to eat with the crew." P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the new Classic Laffaday forum. Check it out here... http://laffaday.gophercentral.com ************************************************************ YOUR VIDEO SNACK BAR Top Viewed Videos... 1. Somewhere Over The Rainbow http://c.gophercentral.com/b6sI 2. The Wizard of Oz http://c.gophercentral.com/yU7o 3. The D-Day Invasion http://c.gophercentral.com/ae6V 4. Amos N´ Andy - In the IRS Office http://c.gophercentral.com/DovJ 5. Celebrities: Before and After Make-Up http://c.gophercentral.com/VHqz 6. Day of the Kamikaze http://c.gophercentral.com/yQYJ

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