Classic Laff-a-Day - June 29, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
For some reason Steve, the editor of The Daily Groaner, in-
vited me to his wedding. I don't mind going. In fact, I sort
of like weddings, particularly the free food. Plus, the
bridesmaids usually provide me some good fantasy material
for my next salami session.
But since we are not exactly close 'Buds' I was stumped
for an appropriate wedding present. Then I was struck with
inspiration. I'm giving them a framed, 8x12 glossy picture
of me. It is from a few years ago when I was in another
wedding, and I don't mind saying I look good.
Maybe Steve's new wife can use it when she masturbates.
Cell Phone Charging Shelf Stand
You'll want one for every cell phone user....
List Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99
Get Two For: $9.98
Not only are dangling cords unsightly when charging
your cell phone, MP3 player, phone, PDA, iPod, PSP,
or other hand-held devices, you don't want to leave
it on the floor where they can get stepped on or the
cords can be a tripping hazard.
This Cell Phone Charging Shelf Stand is a great
little gadget. This handy shelf hangs adjacent to
the plug, keeping your phone safe, and the cords
neatly wrapped and out of the way.
Just put it on top of your outlet, plug your cord
through the opening, and wrap excess cord around
base. Place device on plastic cradle. Cradle size
is: 4" x 3" x 4".
Great For Charging:
- Cell Phones
- iPods & other MP3 players
- any other handheld devices...
Get one for $5.99 or save more and get two for $9.98.
"Also in California, Manny Ramirez of the L.A. Dodgers tested
positive for a steroid that's sometimes used as a sexual
enhancer. Apparently Manny couldn't get to third base on his
own." -Craig Ferguson
A woman was in court charged with the attempted murder of
"But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the
"Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "It wasn't my fault.
I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife!"
No pain... No expensive surgery...
"Today, GM announced a loss of $6 billion. Or as GM calls it,
'kickin' ass!'" -Jimmy Fallon
NEW & IMPROVED - PET BLINKERS... The Pet Safety Light
Protect Yourself & Your Pet!
Store Price: $7.99
DEAL PRICE: $3.99 or less
Pet Blinkers give you the added security and peace of mind
knowing you and your pet(s) are visible at night. Whether
you?re going for a jog with your pet or if you just want
extra attention, attach the Pet Blinker to your pet's collar
and be seen a half-mile away. These eye-catching LEDs
accessorize any pet. Requires three AG3 lithium cell
A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
"Honey, this pig is what I fuck when you don't feel well."
The wife looks up from the magazine she's reading and says,
"That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
The man replies, "I was talking to the sheep."
P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
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