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Classic Laff-a-Day - June 25, 2010 http://laffaday.gophercentral.com ------------------------------------------------------------ Greetings Laff Lovers, I went to plug my coffee grinder into the outlet near the kitchen sink and it was dead. My wife, who was at the counter said, "Yeah, that outlet stopped working today." I looked closely at it--it looked like it did yesterday, so I tapped it with the tip of my finger a few times and tried plugging the grinder in again. Still no luck. She giggled, "You are so lucky you are good in bed." I looked behind me to see who the hell she was talking to. Cluelessly, TZ mailto:tz@gophercentral.com Temperature Measuring BBQ Fork A must for anyone who grills....... List Price: $19.99 DEAL PRICE: $9.99 (50% off) With this Temperature Measuring Fork, it's easy to achieve an accurate reading every time. 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