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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, November 4th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Here are some of your comments concerning the "Worst Lies
Ever."
Anyone who tells other people what a great time they had
at the 1994 World series - that was the year with no
Series because of the strike, yet there are always those
who insist they were there. - Paul
[I was at that World Series. Game 3, I think?]
Hey Steve,
I saw you were asking for worst lies heard or told, I
thought I might share some with you. Including stories
of such situations...
I was with the same guy and we had moved to MN after he got
out of the navy. There was some time where it was just him
living at his place. I was not very computer literate at
that time. I went in our room and jumped online to apply
for jobs near by. I had accidently opened up the history
and there where all these porn sites on his computer. I
snooped a little and he had downloaded quite a bit. When
he got home i asked him about it. He said, "My cousin Fady
was on it the other day. He had gone to all those sites".
I don't know about you, but going to your cousin's house
to look at and download porn in your cousin's bedroom seems
out of the ordinary. Well, at least it sounds like some-
thing TZ might do. You can tell him i said that too! :D
- Ryoko
[Maybe that was TZ. That sure sounds like him.]
Thanks for the reader comments. Keep them coming.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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