THE DAILY GROANER - December 17, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Let's do some reader comments...

Steve; To your list of annoying folks we encounter during this holiday shopping season don't forget to add that person at front of checkout line who keeps having to run back for "one more thing" while the rest of us are waiting for our turn in line. Once I got so angry at such a person I told her off and others in line applauded me. -- R.S.R.
[It's much like the '10 Items or Less' line and that one punk that has around twenty seven. I hate those people. And good for you for putting that shopper in her place. I wish I could have seen that.]

Steve, So, are you going to get a little outfit and cape that have FB printed on them so when the baby is born they can be Future Baby, but wait, once the baby is born it will no longer be Future Baby but it will be Present Baby, then you would have to put Present Baby on the outfit and cape, but then people might mistake the PB for Peanut Butter, but then, oh, never mind......... --Gary
[Or I could put "PB" on the new baby's shirt and then a "J" on Jack's shirt - then they'd be PB & J. I know, it's cute as the dickens.]

Congrats to you both. I love babies, it's kids I can't stand. Have 3 kids, 7 grandkids, and one great brandbaby. You have a lot of catching up to do --DRUMNCHIEF
[Two is plenty. Grandkids are quite a ways off so pack a lunch.]

Thanks to all for the reader comments! I'm a big fan of feedback... and feedbags. WHAT?!?!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

A: Santa Jaws!


Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?

A: Icebergers!


*-- An Extravagant Gift --*
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What does Jack Frost like best about school?

A: Snow and tell.


Q: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

A: A pineapple!

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