THE DAILY GROANER - January 4, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a look back at a few things that I picked in my travels. You may want to write these tips down. You'll thank me for it later.

1. Don't Wash Your Dishes While You're Taking A Bath.

2. Don't Fart In A Crowded Elevator.

3. You Don't Have To Smoke While Eating French Foods.

4. Don't Put Hot Hot Pockets In Your Pockets.

5. "The Worm" Is The Greatest Dance Move of All-Time.

6. Blondes Do Have More Fun. Trust me.

7. Commandos Don't Ever Go Commando. Trust me.

8. Country Music Has Nothing To Do With Any Particular Country.

9. It's better to be wise, than a wise-ass.

10. Change isn't always good, unless it is in your pocket.

Hey, this is all good stuff, especially #2. Trust me.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

A: No one to yell to during orgasm.


Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?

A: National Dyslexics Association.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

A: Too many cheetahs.


Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?

A: He pull out his Diners' Club card.


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do farts stink?

A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.


Q: What do you get when you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A smell you can't get rid of.

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