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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, November 17th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Here is a list of things that are making me angry, Bruce
Banner/Incredible Hulk angry! You know what gets me
angry...
1. The interviews on 'Dancing With The Stars' after their
dance is over. No one gives two craps about you and your
washed-up-ness. You're lucky to have this gig so put on
the goofy outfit, shut your stupid face and dance. That's
what people tune in for and that's what people want to
see. Is that too much to ask?
2. Celebrities showing their abs, talking about their abs,
writing about their abs... abs, abs, abs. Here's a tip -
put your designer t-shirts back on, head over to the gym
and workout with all of the other superficial turds that
get off on trying to impress the planet with their empti-
ness. Nobody cares. Get a life. And get out of my line of
sight.
3. Every popular male musical performer. Why does every
single one of these guys have to make music that sounds
like it was written and performed by a whiny punk that
hasn't hit puberty yet? Is that what the ladies like? Is
that what gets you airplay? What happened to guys being
guys? Why does everything have to be so overly sensitive?
Where are the guys singing about sex, drugs and rock 'n
roll? Turn on you radio right now to one of the hundred
million pop stations and I'm sure that that new artist
Neutered McWhiny Loser's hit song "Sure, I'll Hold Your
Purse" will be just bopping along. Give it a rest you no-
talent hacks.
I have to stop there because my blood pressure is really
high right now. You see what happens when I get angry?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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