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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, March 23rd 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
On Saturday, Stacy's folks invited us over for a corned
beef and cabbage dinner. It was superb. I haven't had a
meal that good since last Tuesday.
After the meal, Stacy's Mom said that she had a special
dessert for me in the refrigerator. It was nice of them
to get me a special sugar-free dessert seeing as I'm
diabetic.
I headed to the kitchen later in the evening and I saw my
special treat right as I opened the fridge door. I took my
treat out and went to town on it! It was awesome!
Then Stacy said, "That's your nephew's baby food."
Hey, it was great... and it's loaded with vitamins and
stuff. Hey, baby food or not, you can't put an age on
deliciousness, can you? Well, I guess an expiration date.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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