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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, February 17th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Stacy and I started talking about the possibility of becom-
ing parents. We really want to have kids. Just the thought
of having kids
We already have names picked out for our theoretical
children. That was the easy part. The hard part is decid-
ing what to have the kids call me. I think that "Dad",
"Daddy", and "Father" have had their day in the sun. I
want my kids to call me something that makes a statement.
A term, a moniker that is both unique and regal. Something
that the kids would be proud to call their father. Which
brings me to my list.
I have compiled a list of names my kids can use in refer-
ence to me. Of course I'll let them pick it out, hence the
list. Okay, here we go (in no particular order).
1. Pappy
2. Papa Jake
3. Sweeps
4. The Colonel
5. Hal McBeef
6. Catfish
7. Sheriff Tippy
8. Sir Chester Cheese
9. Frugal Mac Doogal
10. King Pop Mop III
That's a pretty good list if I do say so myself. Personally,
I like number 6 the best, wouldn't you agree? I guess I'll
keep my fingers crossed and we will see what happens when
that day comes around.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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