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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, December 2nd 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
I had a wicked awesome birthday. It was the best one yet.
Do you want to know how good it was? Let me put it to you
this way... when you wake up half-naked, hand-cuffed to
a wooden leg, that's sporting a high heel and a fishnet
stocking, while you're riding around on the baggage claim
carousel at Midway Airport... that's a good time.
Oh, good times!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Reactor: Interactive Gaming System
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FEATURES:
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Mother Superior delegated two young nuns to paint a room.
She told them they'd better not get a drop of paint on
their habits, so they decided to strip to paint the room.
After they had worked for a while, there was a knock on
the door. They asked: Who's there?"
"The blind man!"
Well, they felt it should be okay to open the door. The
man came in, looked them over thoroughly, and said: "Nice
bodies! Now where do I hang the blinds?"
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ULTIMATE SCRUBBER
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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse travel into space?
A: He was looking for Pluto.
Q: Why did the projector blush?
A: It saw the filmstrip.
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