THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Nov. 26th 2012
Good Morning Groanies,After a long weekend of eating and shopping I thought that we should take things easy today.
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Email Steve*-- Getting A Haircut --*A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"
*-- Hello, Ladies --*I was in a pub last Saturday night, and after drinking a few I noticed two very large women at the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them snapped back, saying, "It's Wales, you idiot!"
I immediately apologized. I said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"
Joke Courtesy of: BFBOA1
*-- Q and A Quickies --*Q: Why can't you bend a coin?
A: Change Is Hard!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator!
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