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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, March 9th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
When I was in my late teens I used to frequent this local
ice cream shoppe. That's right, I used "shoppe" instead of
shop. I've got some gray hair now so it's perfectly legal.
So, I would get ice cream at this place at least three
times a week. I was there so frequently that when I came
in the guy who ran the place would just say, "The Regular,"
not so much as a question, but to show recognition, and I
would just nod in agreement.
My poison was two scoops of rainbow sherbert on a plain
cone. It was the best. I always enjoyed every single cone,
every single scoop... that was until I saw what I saw.
The guy who ran the joint was very nice. He was always in
a good mood. He often carried on small talk with the
costumers, me included. He was great except... for his
little problem.
I never noticed it until I had been a customer for quite
a long while. This guy had the hairiest arms, wrists, and
hands that I have ever seen on another human being. He
could have been Chewbacca's half-brother for all I knew.
Now I have some hair on the ol' limbs so I can relate, but
this dude probably spend a fortune on conditioner.
Once I made this filamentary finding the next ice cream
cone I had didn't taste quite as good as the last. I
stopped going there after that and the place closed down
soon after.
It's weird how long you can go without noticing things. I
still can't understand how I missed noticing those bouffant
beast arms this guy was serving cones and cups with even
when it was right in front of me.
And I guess that would explain why there was always hair
in my ice cream. Mystery solved.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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