THE DAILY GROANER - June 22, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Father's Day was yesterday. I know this because Jack woke me up with a scolding hot cup of coffee to the crotch. Thanks, buddy. I'm just kidding. It was actually tea.

Seriously though, the boys were very good to their dad on Daddy Day. I did get some nice gifts and cards, plus Jack cut the grass; Not bad for a 3-year-old.

I do enjoy being a father. Now as a father of two it has new rewards and challenges, but I wouldn't change it for anything. Well, maybe for a good night's sleep and a hot meal.

I love my boys and they make everyday an adventure. I feel like Indiana Jones, I just have bad knees and a belly full of frozen pizza. Where's my fedora?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Two Lawyers and A Lady --*
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by.

One attorney turns to his associate and comments, "Boy, I would like to screw her!

The other attorney thinks for a second and said, "Out of what?"


*-- Does It Work? --*
A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.

She asked: "Do you have Viagra?"

"Yes," he answered.

She asked, "Does it work?"

"Yes," he answered.

"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.

"I can if I take two," he answered.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the stoplight turn red?

A: Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street?


Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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