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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, October 12th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
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An employee who had a terrible history for taking time
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On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal
his anger and retorted in a rage: "Well, just how sick
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"Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"
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Q: Who earns a living driving customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
Q: Why are movie stars so cool?
A: Because they have so many fans.
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