THE DAILY GROANER - July 8, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I asked Jack what he thought about our family moving into a new house. One that would have more room to play and have fun. One that would be more accommodating to all the members of our family. One that would have more than one bathroom.

Jack mulled it over for a bit and then said, "Well, where am I gonna live?" That's so cute, right?

Then I told him, "Somewhere else if that rent money don't make it to me by the first of the month." Hey, he signed a lease.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- The Sex Talk --*
A noted professor was asked to give a talk on "Sex".

When he was introduced he stood up and said, "Ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure........." and then sat down promptly.


*-- Just Shut Up! --*
In a courtroom, a purse-snatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened.

She says, "Yes, that is him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere."

At which point, the defendant bursts out, "You couldn't see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and Ships.


Q: Why do farts smell?

A: So deaf people can enjoy them too!

(Fart joke courtesy of DRUMNCHIEF)

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