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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, January 8th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

When will it end? The snow just keeps falling and falling
and falling. I better get shoveling or I'm never going to
get out of here. Hold on a minute.

I just finished shoveling and things are looking good so
there won't be any... CRAP! Hang on a sec.

Okay, things are much better now. I just needed to shovel
a bit more so I could get my car out of the... SON OF A...!

Well, I better wrap this up soon because it looks like
there's more... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

I'm going to enjoy the snow and I'll be back on Monday.
I hope.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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