THE DAILY GROANER - October 12, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

The other day Jack asked me why my shoes are called shoes? I thought about it for a second and said that I didn't know. So, after hearing that unsatisfactory response, Jack decided to ask me "Why?" about a hundred and fifty times.

I said that that was just what they were called. Then I asked him, "Why do you think they are called shoes?" He thought about it for a second and then said, "I'm not sure, but I would have called them noses."

"Noses? Why noses?" I asked.

Jack responded, "Because they smell. Pee-yew!"

I'm living with a comedic genius.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Back On My Feet --*
Dude 1: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."

Dude 2: "And did he?"

Dude 1: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."


*-- What the Cluck Happened? --*
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.

A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.

Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens.

"I think I know where I'm going wrong," he tells the dealer. "I think I'm planting them too deep."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What game do cows play at parties?

A: Mooosical Chairs.


Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel?

A: Itch-hiking.

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