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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, May 12th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Stacy is back home after a long weekend away. Actually she
came home one day early and she discovered the monumental
mess I had made of our house.
The first thing that caught her eye must have been the
cereal box replica of the Sears Tower that I crafted in
the kitchen.
Once she passed that she saw the mountain of my dirty
clothes in the living room. My homage to "Close Encounters
of the Third Kind".
As she got to the top of the stairs she saw me. There I was
was, sprawled out on the bed sporting a pair of boxer
shorts and the sprouting of a soon-to-be awesome beard.
He said to me, "What are you doing?"
I responded, "I'm paying 'Cast-Away'! Oh, no! Where's
Wilson?!?! WILSON!!!"
She started to frown and with a whimper said, "But you
promised me that I could play 'Cast-Away' with you."
I really missed her. Can you blame me?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask
a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave
him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a
child."
"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman, "I didn't
realize you were pregnant."
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A: Have you seen the size of mothballs?
Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?
A: She was trying to read a stucco wall.
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