Is your dog's life worth 2.99? The Pet Safety Light keeps
pets safe and night and easy to keep track of in the dark.
http://pd.gophercentral.com/u/3551/c/186/a/585
------------------------------------------------------------
THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, January 31st 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
Remember when you were a kid and your teachers would
always ask you what you wanted to be when you grew up? I
always remember my fellow classmates saying that they
wanted to be doctors, firemen, policemen, astronauts,
baseball players, ballerinas... the list goes on and on.
Whenever the teacher got to me I had my future career all
mapped out and I was ready to share it with the class.
I'd say, "When I grow up I want to be the guy that plays
Godzilla in all of those Godzilla movies. It would be
really cool to smash up all of those model cities and
fight all those other monsters that would try to muscle
in on Godzilla's turf. And then if the movie makers
thought that I did a good job maybe they would let me
stretch my range as more movie monster and let me play
Mothra, Mechagodzilla, Rodan, King Ghidorah, or Titano-
saurus."
The teacher would usually respond with a big smile and
say, "Steve, that sounds wonderful. Now take this pass
and go see the nurse."
I never got to fulfill my dream of becoming Godzilla, but
I did however pickup quite a bit about the profession of
nursing. I guess I got sent to the nurse a lot.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
Email Steve: mailto:groaner@gophercentral.com
Now You Can Follow the Daily Groaner on Twitter:
http://twitter.com/DailyGroaner
Looking for a Laugh? You'll find them on EVTV1.com:
http://www.evtv1.com/humor.aspx
------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR VIDEO SNACK BAR
Top Viewed Videos...
1. Amos N´ Andy - In the IRS Office
http://c.gophercentral.com/feHY
2. Who Knew? Amazing Elephants
http://c.gophercentral.com/wMHA
3. A Cat with A Drinking Problem?
http://c.gophercentral.com/OzfI
4. What a Wonderful World It Would Be
http://c.gophercentral.com/3Yf0
5. Women in Film
http://c.gophercentral.com/F6gF
6. Learn How To Protect Your Identity
http://c.gophercentral.com/8v7f
------------------------------------------------------------
Being a modest man, when I checked into my motel, I asked
the lady at the desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room
is disabled."
"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
------------------------------------------------------------
The God of Thunder rode forth one day upon his fearsome
filly.
"I'M THOR!!" he cried.
His horse replied, "You forgot your thaddle thilly!"
------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What happens when bananas sunbathe?
A: They start to peel!
Q: What did the mime say to the bartender?
A:
------------------------------------------------------------
Follow Your Favorite GopherCentral Publications on Twitter:
http://www.gophertweets.com/ More Coming Soon!
------------------------------------------------------------