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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, January 24th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
I bumped into a friend of mine that I haven't seen since
high school. We were close back then. We almost went to
the same college, but my grades weren't really up to
snuff.
When she went away to college she wrote me and told me
that she was going to fulfill her dream of becoming a
thespian.
When I bumped into her the other day I asked her how that
whole thespian thing was going. She said it was the best.
She even gave me tickets to this play that she was in and
I happily accepted. She said that we should get dinner
afterward and catch up.
I hope that I get to meet her thespian girlfriend at
dinner. Thespians are hot!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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This blonde was really down on her luck, needed some big
time cash quick so she decided that she was going to have
to become a kidnapper.
She goes to a playground and grabs a ten year old boy.
Then she writes out the ransom note, saying...
"I've kidnapped your son.
Place ten thousand dollars in small bills
in a paper bag and place it under the slide
at the playground by 9 tomorrow morning."
....signed, "The Blonde Kidnapper"
She pins the ransom note to the boy's shirt and sends him
home.
The next morning she shows up at the playground shortly
after 9, and sure enough there's a paper bag under the
slide. She opens the bag containing the ten thousand in
cash and a note: "How could you do such a thing to another
blonde!?!"
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One day, a mailman was greeted by a boy and his dog.
The mailman said to the boy, "Does your dog bite?"
"No," replied the boy.
Just then, the dog bit the mailman.
"Hey, "he yelled. "I thought your dog doesn't bite!"
"He doesn't," replied the boy, "but that's not my dog."
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