May 24, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I have a great groaner for you that I just thought up. Let me know what you think. Yay or Nay?

Q: What's the deal with poker players?

A: Usually, five cards.

That's just good stuff.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you call a poodle with no legs?

A: A sponge.


Q: What is a fish's favorite game show?

A: Name that Tuna.

*-- Unable To Work --*

The chef at a family-run restaurant had broken her leg and came into our insurance office to file a disability claim. As I scanned the claim form, I did a double take.

Under "Reason unable to work," she wrote: "Can't stand to cook."

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why wouldn't the oyster share its pearl?

A: It was a shellfish!


Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: He was sitting on the deck!