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THE DAILY GROANER - September 30, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
Here's something to think about all day: Why is the maximum PSI of some car tires 44 PSI?
Isn't that weird? Why 44? Why not 40 or 45 or even 50? Why 44? Does the number 44 have some kind of special meaning in the tire world? What is the significance of 44?
My mind is a cloudy realm of questions. And it never clears up.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- What Does It Give You? --*
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
*-- It's Dark In Here --*
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
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