November 27, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Did you ever know someone who sported facial hair for a really long time, so much so that it became know for the face fuzz, and then one day shaved it off? Then, after they shaved it off you couldn't get used to the fact that they did have the facial hair that they were known for having on their mug? And you try and you try, but you just can't seem to see them the same way as you did before. It seems like it would be easy, but it's not.

Did that ever happen to you? It happened to me and now I can't ever see grandma the same way again.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?

A: Because they have smelly feet.


Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot.

*-- I'm Not Happy --*

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!

He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why can't you bend a coin?

A: Change Is Hard!


Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator!