THE DAILY GROANER - November 14, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

What's the deal with the unseasonably warm weather? (That's right, I've got nothing to talk about so it's onto the weather.) A long sleeve shirt is the longest and heaviest the clothing has gotten for me and it's the middle of November. Are you kidding me?!

Well, I guess I spoke too soon. The temperature has now dropped to below 50 and I just might have to put some pants on. What's the world coming to?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- How Was Your Game? --*
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'd you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."



*-- Are You Polish? --*
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage". The clerk looked at him and asked, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says "Well, yes I am, but let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya? Why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"

The clerk replies, "No. It's because you're at Home Depot."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

A: Swimming trunks!


Q: What starts with an E and ends with E, but only contains one letter?

A: An envelope!

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