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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 7th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

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When someone asks, "What's that smell?", the smell is
almost always coming from them.

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the
blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now,
students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know,
would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the
ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "'It's because your feet ain't
empty."


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A: To check his web site.


Q: What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

A: Sir Render.

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