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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, April 30th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's another classic Groaner column...

I was trying on some coats to see if they would fit me.
I love to do that every now and again because of what
you find in the pockets. Items like kleenex, ticket stubs,
receipts, keys and best of all... MONEY!!!

But needless to say I was fired from my coat check job.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to
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Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of
your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doctor, it wasn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room
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ball game.


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Q: What has eight legs and goes up and down?

A: A spider in an elevator!


Q: Why did the Sheriff use a ruler when he questioned the
witness?

A: He wanted to get the story straight.

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