THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, July 2nd 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

The old saying is true: "You Learn Something New Everyday".

Today, I learned that a "Thesaurus" is not a rare type of dinosaur.

You could have knocked me over with a feather.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- That Takes Skill --*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," the desk sergeant told him.

"No, no, no!" replied the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's the difference between chopping up a lawyer and chopping up an onion?

A: You cry when you chop up an onion!


Q: What do you do when you are born with two navels?

A: Give one to the navel reserve.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the pig go to the casino?

A: To play the slop machine!


Q: How do you take a pig to hospital?

A: By Hambulance!

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