THE DAILY GROANER - April 11, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Today's issue is all about the 'Q and A Quickies' jokes. Here's one that had me snorting and snotting during a cackling fit.

Q: What size of soap does a judge use?

A: Trial size!

I thought it was funny! And now I need a tissue. And if your funny bones are in proper working order, you will too!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck!


Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A: A widow.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?

A: What's your point?


Q: What has four legs but can't walk?

A: A chair!


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the baby light bulb say to the mama light bulb?

A: I love you watts and watts!


Q: What do you call a fake noodle

A: An impasta!

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