Powered By
THE DAILY GROANER - April 11, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Today's issue is all about the 'Q and A Quickies' jokes. Here's one that had me snorting and snotting during a cackling fit.

Q: What size of soap does a judge use?

A: Trial size!

I thought it was funny! And now I need a tissue. And if your funny bones are in proper working order, you will too!

Groaningly yours,

P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can read AND comment. Just click GopherArchives

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A: A widow.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?

A: What's your point?

Q: What has four legs but can't walk?

A: A chair!

*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What did the baby light bulb say to the mama light bulb?

A: I love you watts and watts!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle

A: An impasta!


Missed an Issue? Visit the Daily Groaner Archives

Top Viewed Issues