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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, October 30th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Here's my NEW favorite Halloween joke. It made me laugh so
hard that I was crying. It's classic.
Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A: A Boo-ick.
Oh, man. My funny bone is all tickly. Tee-Hee!
Happy Halloween, my ghoulish groanies.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Twin Beam Laser Light
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This little light does so much that it is impossible not
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Need to do a presentation? No worries.. this little item
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It has a clip that makes it easy to clip to your shirt
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But what is REALLY, REALLY cool about this item is the
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Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy."
Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
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Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween
party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan Who?
Ivan to suck your blood!
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Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
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