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THE DAILY GROANER - October 12, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

The other day the Dunkin' Donuts slogan, "America Runs on Dunkin'", got stuck in my head and it got me thinking - what if America did indeed run on Dunkin'?

What if cars ran on Dunkin' Donuts coffee? What if your flashlights, remotes, cell phones, computers, children's toys and small electronic devices ran on Munchkins? What if a blueberry muffin ran your furnace? What if three chocolate long johns ran your garage door? Maybe a dozen bagels ran all of the electricity in your residence?

And what would iced coffee run? Well, nothing...because iced coffee is terrible and it's just a clever way to get folks to buy cold coffee that nobody wanted when it was hot coffee a few hours earlier. Don't shake your head after reading that. I may sound crazy, but I really think I got something here.

Maybe I need to switch to decaf.

Groaningly yours,

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The man, pleased, went home and just for sake of it checked his dictionary, He read, "WARM: Not so hot."

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