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THE DAILY GROANER - June 13, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Sometimes we forget. It's a simple fact. It's science. Everybody forgets from time to time.

Sometimes we forget to call someone. Sometimes we forget to thank someone. Sometimes we forget to turn off the lights. Sometimes we forget to wash our hands. Sometimes we forget where we left our car keys. Sometimes we forget to get milk at the grocery store. Sometimes we forget to zip our zippers. Sometimes we forget to remember. Sometimes, someone will never forget what we forgot.

Hey, what was I talking about? I forgot.

Groaningly yours,

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- I'll Get Too Tired --*

The baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired."

His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine."

The baby started to cry.

"What's wrong?" said the mother.

"I don't want to be pigeon towed!"

*-- Don't Mime Me --*

A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes. At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in a huff of anger.

"What's wrong, Shelly?" Asks her roommate.

"Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn't even get into Mime class."

"Why not?"

"How should I know? You can't get a word out of those people!"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What rock group has four men who don't sing?

A: Mount Rushmore.

Q: Why didn't the oyster share the profits from his pearl?

A: He was shellfish.


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