THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Oct. 5th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,Halloween is still quite a ways away, but that doesn't mean that I can't start pondering possible costumes to sport on the 31st.
I'm a master procrastinator though so most of my costume end up being throw together at the zero hour. Last year was no exception.
Needless to say "Guy Who Vigorously Scratches Himself", much to my surprise, didn't go over so well around the office.
Hopefully this year will be different. Hey, who am I kidding? I think we all know that I'll be trick 'r treating as one of those "Guy Who Does Something Random Yet Disgusting And Make Everyone Uncomfortable" costumes. It's cheap and easy...much like TZ's mom! WHAT?!
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