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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, January 13th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Since I was little I've been known to talk in my sleep and
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I don't know what I was dreaming or thinking about that
made me say that, but at least I didn't say something
like, "I like the way angora feels against my skin." Not
that I've ever said that in my sleep or anything like
that... EVER!
Please, don't judge me.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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