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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, April 5th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Stress can do so many things to your body and mind. It
can make you tired, irritable, hungry, thirsty, nervous,
hyper, achy, fatigued, restless, fidgety, scream
obscenities, cry, laugh hysterically for no apparent
reason, bark like a dog at delivery people, shave your
head, fill your bathtub up with peeled bananas and skim
milk, engage in a staring contest with a random squirrel,
make a suit out of your living room carpeting, watch a
silent movie with the television muted, build a replica
of the Washington Monument out of burnt toast, hide
pudding in your medicine cabinet, clean your gutters while
naked, order a pizza and then just eat the box it came
in... stress can make you do all sorts of things. Right?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Laptop Holder by FineLife
Sturdy, Stable, & Durable...
Normal Price: $24.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99
With this Laptop Holder by FineLife you'll experience
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FEATURES:
- Adjustable angle, 10 to 16 degrees
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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the
station when he notices a little girl next door in
a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon
is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That
sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with
admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the
girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want
to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie
that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably
right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
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Crystal Nail File 2-Pack
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Crystal Glass nail files are the perfect solution for
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Extremely hygienic... unlike other nail files, the Crystal
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Mostly you're going to love how they provide a smoother
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Great for acrylic nails and in the place of a pumice stone.
These files feature two levels of abrasion.
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Q: What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A: A power failure.
Q: Why did the orange use suntan lotion?
A: It didn't want to peel.
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