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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, July 2nd 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

I hope you have a great 4th of July weekend.

I am sure to have a little too much fun, but it's cool,
I'm sure that my eyebrows will grow back in a few weeks
like they always have after a crazy, goofy, and kooky
shenanigan filled holiday weekend.

Don't worry, Stacy will keep an eye on me. What am I
saying? I'm going to be the one who needs to keep an eye
on her. Awesome!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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