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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, June 7th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I have the worst toothache. It hurts when I talk, when I
sneeze, when I breathe, when I eat, when I sleep, when I
drink, when I whistle, when I play the harmonica, when I
chew gum, when I make fart noises with my mouth, and when
I hum Neil Diamond songs. What am I going to do?
When a bottle says "twist off" they don't want you to use
your teeth to do it. I guess I've learned my lesson.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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