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THE DAILY GROANER - August 24, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
Today's issue has gone to the dogs! No, seriously. All the jokes below are about dogs, talk about dogs or have dogs in them.
One thing is for sure... today's Daily Groaner is doggone funny! Okay, I'll stop before I go barking up the wrong tree. Okay, I'm done.
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Jokes? Comments? Questions?
*-- The Smartest Dog --*
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
*-- Keep It Down --*
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Patient: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because its hard to run in squares!
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