THE DAILY GROANER - July 25, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm in kind of a weird mood today so I hope you enjoy these random thoughts that I just had. I surprise myself sometimes.

- If you carpeted the inside of your van, would you get a lot of static for it?

- If you hoard mortar on the border and record yourself doing it does that make you a Mortar Border Hoarder Recorder?

- Here's a great name for a sporting goods store: "Balls, Sticks, and Jocks!"

- Common sense is not too common. Neither is common courtesy. Or common knowledge.

- Is whiskey at any point during its production come in contact with a whisk?

- Mathletes are athletes of the mind.

I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a cow spying on another cow?

A: A steak out.


Q: What does a cow say when she has a cold?

A: Aaaahhh...AAAAhhh....AAAAHHHHMMMMMOOOOO!



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do bees chew?

A: Bumble gum.


Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?

A: He didn't give a hoot.



*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!


Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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