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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, August 11th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Okay, it's time for new business. Here's what has been
going on.
First, I just wanted to let you know that my buddy's
wedding was wonderful. Although the church was set on
broil, those two crazy kids said, "I do", and started a
new life together.
Oh, my speech was well received by the guests, especially
those that needed something to occupy their time while
waiting for the bar to open back up. I got some laughs,
some applause, and a few hoots-and-hollers. It was a good
room.
Next on the agenda is something that happened before the
wedding, while on the train, enroute to the wedding, a
rather creepy individual sat down next to me. While sitt-
ing there I made the mistake of looking over at this guy
because he smelled like a soiled mattress that was left
in an abandoned slaughterhouse in the middle of a desert
in July. As I turned I witnessed this guy put his right
hand, his entire right hand into his mouth. Hooray for
public transportation!
And lastly, some people take clothes back to the store
because they don't fit, they don't like them, and probably
a million other reasons, but what about this... What if
someone took back some clothes because they thought they
looked TOO good it them? What do you think the odds on
something like that ever happening?
It was quite a weekend.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor
asked her what had happened to her ears?
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of
picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and
stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what
happened to your other ear?"
"The son-of-a-bitch called back!"
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Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of
Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
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