THE DAILY GROANER - December 8, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Attention! Can I have your attention? Don't worry, I'll give it right back.

I just wanted to let you know that I am going to be a dad again! That's right, my wonderful wife Stacy is pregnant with our second child.

Stacy, Jack, and I are very excited about future baby. That's right, I think I'm going to refer to this kid as "Future Baby" for now. It sounds cool, right?

So get ready for my crazy preparations for the arrival of "Future Baby" and all of the fun of having two children.

We got baby fever and the only cure is more baby!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Scared of Santa --*
A man went to see a psychiatrist. "Doc,", he said, "you've got to help me. I have a terrible fear of Santa Claus."

"Santa Claus?" the doctor replies.

"Yes!" the man replied. "You know, St. Nick, Kris Kringle, Santa Claus. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied... "I'm afraid you have a bad case of CLAUStrophobia."


*-- "What Are You Charged With?" --*
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the man in custody, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call the horse the runs the city?

A: The mare.


Q: What did the hair say to the comb?

A: Stop Teasing Me!

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