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THE DAILY GROANER - June 24, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
I'm going to take a break from the kid chat and take a moment to congratulate the Chicago Blackhawks on winning the Stanley Cup.
I'm a huge Blackhawks hockey fan. I've only been able to watch the games on TV for the last few years. (They didn't broadcast the games on network TV when I was growing up and I've never had cable television until Stacy and I bought our house) I'm sure that some of you are saying, "Well, if you're such a fan why didn't you talk about them during the 2014-2015 season, the playoffs, and the Stanley Cup Finals?" Good question.
To be honest, I didn't want jinx 'em and I didn't watch most of the games because I get so worked up watching the games. I had enough stress in my life at the moment. Plus, I'm lazier than a tree sloth on a NyQuil bender, but enough about me.
So congratulations to the Chicago Blackhawks and to the Chicago Blackhawks' Fans for an unbelievable season of non-stop, heart-pounding, adrenaline-fueled hockey!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Hey, Dad? --*
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
*-- Change --*
My neighbor's young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a nickel. He was rushed to the hospital.
The next day I asked my neighbor how his son was doing, and he replied, "No change yet".
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.
Q: What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A: A piano.
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