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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, February 28th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
Here's a great question coming in from a reader known as
"late for dinner". Here's the diner's question.
"Why is there braille on the numbers of a drive-up window
at a bank?"
Great question and here's the answer, according to me.
I've often thought about this one myself. The reason that
there's braille on the numbers of a drive-up window at a
bank is because there could be a chance that a blind bank
customer has taught their seeing-eye-dog to drive a car
to the bank so they can make a deposit or withdrawal. Or
maybe in severe weather the blind bank customer has a dog
sled to get from "Point A" to "Point B." "Point A" being
their home and "Point B" being the bank teller's window.
Hey, blind people need money too. Probably for sunglasses
and dog food.
So there you go. I hope that you can rest easy now know-
ing the truth, according to not one shred of factual
evidence discovered to back up any claims that might have
been offered to answer a question which probably had a
very simple and attainable answer to begin with. You're
welcome.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A number of years ago I went to a bar with some friends.
After a few brews I noticed a sign above the bar: "For
Sale. 1985 Henway. Excellent Condition. Make Offer".
So I asked the bartender, "What's a henway?"
He says, "Oh, about 3 to 4 pounds."
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