THE DAILY GROANER - November 5, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I was thinking about waxing body hair, actually the cost of waxing body hair. Specifically, how would you determine the price?

Is it by surface area or the number of hairs? Maybe it's the amount of wax used or the number of people that have to yank off all of that hair, their tolerance and endurance for such a task?

There must be some kind of Department of Waxers and Waxing that have a formula for what it will run you to get free from the fuzz.

I wasn't thinking about it for me. I was watching the "Wolfman" the other night and I was thinking about just how hairy that guys was and if he wanted to do a bit of "groundskeeping" what it might run him. I know one thing, it ain't going to be cheap.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- You Ain't From Around Here... --*
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks at him.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"


*-- What Happened To Your Ears? --*
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears?

"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"

"The son-of-a-bitch called back!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it's mine?"


Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

A: Beer Nuts are $1.25, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

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