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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, June 21st 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Whenever I get up in the morning I always go to the bath-
room to splash a little water on my face. It always helps
to perk me up for the day ahead. I just have to remember
to go to the sink when I want water. I knew I was in the
wrong place when the toilet seat hit me in the back of my
head.
Maybe I should wear my glasses when I attempt the water-
splash wake-up!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: Do dads always snore?
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