The Best of Riverdance DVD
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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, February 19th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I woke up this morning with half of a peanut butter and
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At first I thought that it was a little weird because I
couldn't remember eating one before I fell asleep, but
then I was excited because I didn't have to make myself
breakfast.
Truth is truly stranger than fiction. Wanna sandwich?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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