November 22, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

It's one day until Turkey Day! So until then you can feed your hunger for humor with today's turkey-tastic issue of the Daily Groaner.

Six turkey jokes are ready for you to 'gobble-gobble' up! That's a double Thanksgiving pun! Wow, sometimes I even surprise myself.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving, turkeys!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside!


Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A: They suspected fowl play.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

A: To prove he wasn't a chicken!


Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

A: Goblet.

*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!


Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?

A: The drumstick.