THE DAILY GROANER - March 11, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I could not sleep last night. No matter what I did I couldn't get tired enough to fall asleep. I read a book, I watched TV, I played video games, I washed dishes, I cleaned the bathroom, I did the laundry, I trimmed my ear hair, I made a sandwich, I ate a sandwich and then I finally fell asleep. The only problem was by the time I dozed off it was time to get ready for work.

Time and caffeine can be cruel.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- "Husband Wanted" --*
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


*-- Funny Book Titles and Authors --*
"Home Maintenance"....by Duane Pipe

"Growing up in the Balkans".....by Hugo Slavia

"Irish Winter Tales".....by Pete Moss

"Increase Your Brain Power"....by Sarah Bellum

"Looking Into the Wishing Well"....by Eileen Dover

"How to Write a Mystery Novel"....by Page Turner

"I Got Away With Murder"....by Scott Free

"Winning Big".....by Jack Potts

"Vacation Spot in the Tropics"....by Sandy Beech

"I Always Enjoy the Darkness"....by Gladys Knight

(Submission from FunkyGQ)


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Which knight runs a 7-11?

A: Sir Lurpee.


Q: Who is the hypothetical knight?

A: Sir Pose.

(Both jokes courtesy of reader Buck)

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